I watched Twilight with some girlfriends last night and oh man was that ever horrible. I just couldn't let myself like it because I hated everyone in it and the acting was terrible and the story was rigodamndiculous. I really hated that gay Asian kid. Man was he annoying. And can someone teach Kristen Stewart to act with her mouth closed? Is there a school for that? She can enroll with Tara Reid. Why did all the Cullens wear lipstick all the time? And what was going on with the peroxided hairdos? And why is a love story between two 17 year olds supposed to be magical? Look, you are borderline retarded when you are 17 (unless you are this girl when you are 17 because she needs like a MacArthur Genius Grant right now and she is only 13). You are so borderline retarded at 17 that even if you thought you had fallen the deepest in love with your stupid 17 year old boyfriend that anyone has ever fallen in love in the history of the world including surpassing all of Liz Taylor's passionate love affairs and also Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost you would still also claim to have fallen the deepest in love of all time ever OMG ever to like infiniti times bazillion with a bad actor representing a fictionalized portrayal of love in a movie. That is how retarded you are at 17. So watching a movie based on some 17 year old girl that meets a guy in science class and decides they are so totally meant to be and magical because he stares at her and wears lipstick and because she is someone that nobody would ever love because she never smiles and her mouth is also always hanging open and because when you are 17 you have reached the apex of maturity and that is when all of your major decisions should be made in your life with finality is a really terrible story idea.