May 29, 2009

May 27, 2009

Things of note:
I am not working right now, hence, I am seldom around the computer.
I have had two 3-day migraines where I have vomited up: crackers, cake, bile, Gatorade and cottage cheese.
I want to run a conch train in the Florida keys.
We repainted our dining room which the previous owners had painted red and pink with glossy peacocks stenciled on the walls. We have not yet repainted the bedroom where they painted a unicorn on the wall.
I have got to stop going to Taco Cabana.
My face is real rashy and broken out but only on one side because I had a wet washrag on it for 3 days straight.
Our 2 year anniversary is today and we will celebrate with hamburgers and nachos.
Flight of the Navigator is getting a remake. BLASPHEMY.

May 16, 2009



In a distant time
And far away place
The planet New Texas floats deep in space
Sky of three suns
Land of precious ore
The Kerium brought outlaws by the score


Then one day, a lawman appeared
With powers of hawk, wolf, puma and bear
Protecter of peice, mystic man from afar
Champion of justice, Marshall Bravestarr!

Eyes of the hawk, ears of the wolf

Strength of the bear, speed of the puma


(This one is dedicated to you, SLB.)

May 8, 2009

This morning we found some old Nerf jai alai-type toys and started to play in the house until we realized this is a grown-up house and we could break something so we moved the game out to the backyard. And then we got embarrassed because the neighbors are probably thinking, "Great. Neither of them appear to have jobs and they just play jai alai in the backyard at 10AM."

May 4, 2009

I found an Avon catalogue in the driveway today. That is how I know I am living in a real, adult neighborhood with an HOA and children and women who sell Avon on the side to pay for silk flowers and signs that say "WINE" in Tuscan-themed script to hang above their wine racks. Have you ever looked at an Avon catalogue's perfume selection? Patrick Dempsey has his own cologne, as does Derek Jeter. This is my favorite both for name and packaging:

Check out some other amazing Avon fragrances here.