This is the type of full page ad you find in this magazine. Bulls featured like MMA fighters but with names that often refer to their penises (see also: Very Smart Remedy AKA Red Bone).
There's a lot of bull semen in this world, folks. Just F.Y.I.
Some of these bulls have pretty bad ass names too. But then there's Navaho Rug, who I bet has a rough go of it around other guys named James's Slip Knot.
Navajo Rug's friends:
Kung Fu Panda
James's Slip Knot's friends:
Kill the Lights
Son of Pain
Gitcha Some Wine