May 22, 2014

Just a tip

A great place to have a conversation about where your relationship is headed and how you have trust issues and need her to develop more as a person is definitely not in front of the fish tank at Rainforest Cafe. And another tip: If you don't have any kids with you, you shouldn't be at Rainforest Cafe.

(The alternate title for literary masterpiece One Thousand and One Arabian Nights)